You know you’re a triathlete when…
Someone on my team e-mailed me these. As you may have guessed, I can relate to most of these:
- You are over 30 and there is still someone in your life that you refer to as “coach”.
- Your last bike cost more than your first car.
- You have peed outdoors more times in the last year than you did in your first year of university.
- You think of mowing the lawn as a form of cross-training.
- You’ve worn a heart-rate monitor to bed.
- And it wasn’t when you were sleeping.
- You refer to the front hall of your house as the “transition area”.
- When you get home from a training session at the pool, the newspaper is just being delivered to your house.
- You have changed more flat tires this year than light bulbs.
- The most frequently used software program on your computer is the one that keeps track of your workouts.
- You have no idea why they call Cal Ripken Jr. “Iron Man” when, after all, he was a baseball player.
- The first three items on your grocery list are Gatorade, power bars, and gels.
- When you floss at night, it’s to get the bugs out of your teeth.










